A
messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
No husband
has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
If we are what we eat, then I'm
fast, cheap and easy.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou
shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
My next house will have no kitchen
- just vending machines.
So this isn't home sweet home. Adjust.
Help
keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
Food never forgets.
Dinner's ready
when the smoke alarm goes off.
Money is the root of all evil. Every woman
needs roots.
I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
If you want
breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Give a man an inch and he thinks
he's a ruler.
Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
Bon
Appétit!
Welcome to our home.
If music be the food of love, play
on...- Shakespeare
Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon
or not at all. - Harriet van Horne
I cook with wine... sometimes I even put
it in food...
Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert L. Stevenson
The Kitchen
is the Heart of a Home.
Today's Menu Two Choices: Take it or Leave it.
Enjoy life--It's delicious.
Recipe for a Happy Heart cups of Love cup of
Friendship cup of Gratitude Add a dash of Laughter.
Pour into any soul.
Real men wear aprons.
Bless the cook who serves Love and Laughter.
Only
the pure of heart can make good soup. -Beethoven
Chocolate is an essential
nutrient.
Crumbs of happiness... make a loaf of contentment.
This kitchen
is closed due to illness; I'm sick of cooking.
This kitchen is seasoned with
Love.
