What
soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
The only time laughter is unwelcome
is when cola is likely to come squirting out of your nose.
The best sword
in a hopeless battle is laughter.
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
-Alfred Hitchcock
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend.
No Good Deed Goes
Unpunished
Beauty is Painful
Procrastinate Now. Don't put it off!
Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.
I still miss my ex,
but my aim is improving.
Grow your own dope ...plant a man.
If I'm cranky
it's my brother's fault!
Any woman who is looking for a husband obviously
never had one.
